tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

crowofmurder:

THE GOBLET OF FIRE

What you’re really saying when you’re against self diagnosis:

theconcealedweapon:

1. Everyone should be assumed neurotypical and should be forced to act neurotypical, until proven otherwise.

2. Everyone who has been unable to get diagnosed for any reason should suffer in silence.

margaeryoftheironthrone:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"yes, but you might catch something from me" omfg

snazziest:

I was driving home and there was a banana peel in the road and I almost had a heart attack trying to avoid it until I realised that I’m not in Mario Kart and banana peels won’t kill me if I run them over…

"Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life."
Yoko Ono   (via rvpx)
dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”
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"My favorite for two reasons:
Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can’t always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don’t expect too much from anyone.
The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And that’s beautiful to me.”

"My favorite for two reasons:

  1. Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can’t always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don’t expect too much from anyone.

  2. The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And that’s beautiful to me.”