Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty
Well, I finally broke down and made one of these to see what all the fuss was about. I’m admittedly a little late to the party, but I don’t really care.
Name is Taylor, I live in Sherman, Texas and serve at the local Olive Garden.
Hit me up if you care to learn more about me, and I suppose I’ll be updating this blog thing fairly regularly.
Until then… Yeah… tumblr.
No Taylor. You won’t be updating ‘fairly regularly’. Tumblr is going to consume your every thought and action and you’re going to like it. *Seeps back into the shadows chanting “One of us, ONE OF US*
You see, when I posted this all those months ago, I did not believe what you had told me, Brandy. Jesus fuck. Why did you allow me to do this? Why not warn me away?
I’m still laughing about this
IT ISN’T FUNNY IT IS FUCKING TRAGIC AS HELL
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS INSANE BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW
But here let me make it up to you. Let’s go to King buffet, I have coupons.
And with the latest URL change, twotabletaylor, I feel obligated to bring this back
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
I’m seriously thinking about leaving tumblr. But at the same time I do enjoy my side blogs that I use purely as a journal. So idk I’m not going to make any big moves at the moment